I love that the only thing that slows it down is being too fucking tiny to make the teeter totter tilt the other way.
(via thesaintofpatience)
His handle on what being gay is doesn’t sound very strong either
His handle on what
being gay is doesn’t sound
very strong either
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
(via botanicalcadaversstuff)
Lucas and Erica Sinclair, MVPs.
A life-size dollhouse by artist Heather Benning, in Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada.
It is simply criminal to not include the images where the artist burned the whole thing to the ground after it became structurally unstable.
(via mens-rights-activia)
body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water
(via thesaintofpatience)
destielementary-my-dear-watson:
A real rough one for Scurvy
Here’s an evening update to prove she is beautiful
(via botanicalcadaversstuff)
i really didn’t think it could get worse, and then-
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LMFAOOOOO
OH MY GOD.
Me at the start: weird but this isn’t that bad.
The second bit:
The ending:
I’ve been here too long; this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in WEEKS.
(via botanicalcadaversstuff)
Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they
My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW.
That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.
That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.
why is this fire quote from a tumblr post
Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.
(via timetravellingnerd)